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"Budget overshoot" warning as €300m 'Herman's Egg' EU building delayed again NEW
Berlaymonster 1 Week, 1 Day, 16 Hours, 2 Minutes ago
Look! I done a news!*satire mittens off*Claims for more money from contractors working on the EU's new 300 million-euro 'Council' headquarters could push the project over budget, according to a memo announcing further delays to the edifice.The "Europ...
Get a chamber, you two. NEW
Berlaymonster 1 Week, 2 Days, 12 Hours, 29 Minutes ago
Juncker and Farage flirt today in the European Parliament.Farage later called him a "sociable cove" with a "better sense of humour than most I've come across in Brussels."Which hurt.BM...
Commissioner Who NEW
Berlaymonster 1 Week, 2 Days, 17 Hours, 3 Minutes ago
UK PM David Cameron has ended months of uninteresting speculation over who he'd nominate to be Britain's next EU Commissioner. And he's ended it uninterestingly.In a clear bid to secure one of the least important portfolios in the next EU administrat...
Juncker's new Chef de Drinks Cabinet NEW
Berlaymonster 1 Week, 3 Days, 12 Hours, 51 Minutes ago
I appear inadvertently to have created a new monster.Last week I pundered idly on the Twitters as to whether incoming European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker had nominated a "Chef de Drinks Cabinet."In no time a new Twitter account held by...
Juncker limericks, continued NEW
Berlaymonster 2 Weeks, 15 Hours, 36 Minutes ago
Poor Juncker is having some stresses,In finding commissioneresses,If he doesn't installAny women at all,Half the men will just have to wear dresses.(previous effits here and here)BMUPDATE this just in from @CraigWinneker off-of the twitters:The presi...
Aaaaah, breakfast of EU champions... NEW
Berlaymonster 2 Weeks, 19 Hours, 56 Minutes ago
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Dalli's €1,913,397 appeal - the court doc NEW
Berlaymonster 2 Weeks, 2 Days, 14 Hours, 23 Minutes ago
For Dalli watchers, legal nerds, and the inquisitive.The details of the former Maltese commissioner's EU court case against his forced resignation, and the commission's defence, as set out by the court itself in the background document prepared for t...
EBRD 'gutted' as Juncker poaches chief of staff NEW
Berlaymonster 2 Weeks, 3 Days, 18 Hours, 35 Minutes ago
Officials at the European Bank for Reconstruction and Development are inconsolable this week, after incoming EU Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker poached senior EBRD director Martin Selmayr to be his chief of staff.The announcement came just t...
New on BM-Tees - Jonny the Jolly Grey Winosaur NEW
Berlaymonster 3 Weeks, 13 Hours, 37 Minutes ago
OK, it's never going to be a bestseller, but I couldn't resist it...New from BM-Tees:BM...
Spot the difference NEW
Berlaymonster 3 Weeks, 2 Days, 16 Hours, 27 Minutes ago
After the European Parliament elections this year ran under the slogan "This Time It's Different," here's your chance to see quite how different it is:BM...
Une limérique NEW
Berlaymonster 3 Weeks, 2 Days, 17 Hours, 41 Minutes ago
Il y avait un homme called Sarkozy,Whose existence to date était rosy,Mais today we all heardIt had all gone to merde,Quand les pesky ol' cops got all nosy.(latest news here)BM...
EU in crisis as Juncker news runs dry NEW
Berlaymonster 3 Weeks, 6 Days, 16 Hours, 1 Minute ago
Europe is in crisis today - again - after it transpired that everything that could feasibly be written about EU top-job candidate Jean-Claude Juncker has now been written.With the crumpled Luxembourger not even confirmed yet for the European Commissi...
Juncker Limerick Update NEW
Berlaymonster 3 Weeks, 6 Days, 16 Hours, 46 Minutes ago
This just in, after a previous limerical effort earlier this year involving the Man Who Would Be President:There once was a man called Jean-Claude, Who by the PM was abhorred. David resisted, The others insisted. Just give him the job now, we're bore...
My New Favourite Caption NEW
Berlaymonster 1 Month, 6 Days, 7 Hours, 54 Minutes ago
"Neven Mimica looking at a piece of meat damaged by a button battery."So many questions.So many.Probably best left unanswered though.BM...
Not quite the job you were hoping for, Andrew? NEW
Berlaymonster 1 Month, 1 Week, 1 Hour, 16 Minutes ago
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Wise man offers British PM advice NEW
Berlaymonster 1 Month, 1 Week, 6 Hours, 30 Minutes ago
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For when you really can't give a shit anymore NEW
Berlaymonster 1 Month, 1 Week, 1 Day, 4 Hours, 8 Minutes ago
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Beneath Lake Harpsund... NEW
Berlaymonster 1 Month, 2 Weeks, 8 Hours, 25 Minutes ago
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Hopeful Juncker gets his own BM "Mr Potato Head" NEW
Berlaymonster 1 Month, 2 Weeks, 6 Days, 6 Hours, 47 Minutes ago
Following Juncker's triumphant tweet today that he is "more confident than ever that I will be the next European Commission President," BM thinks it's perhaps time to create him an anticipatory 'Mr Potato Head' figurine.Incumbent commission boss Jose...